My thongs are no glass slippers

So in walks a chick to my room, about 20 years too young (to be legal), i try and say stuff to her, she says stuff to me, we are equally confused, she tries on my thongs, i´m no Cinderella and my thongs are no glass slippers, she´s left and something tells me this chick aint too bright, now i´m left with 1 thong.



Point made, the chase is on. It´s all about the chase, isnt it?

They´re starting earlier and earlier, or am i getting old or what?