You cant tell the future if you dont know whats going on in your life now

As is my habit sometimes while i am looking for hope in the day, i sometimes check out Jonathon Cainer's horoscopes in the Herald sun, one of the many rubbish papers in Australia, the only facts in the paper are as follows:

1. The date
2. The price
3. And lastly the Horoscope

He obviouly had a good day at work, in fact i think he was on fire that day, so i read all his predictions, quality stuff and here they are for you viewing.

Mine