Not the type of doctors cert you want to go swimming here
So I got to Kiev, i got past the pickpockets and checked in to the hostel, there was a pool around the corner, I was on a roll, so I went.
The girl at the desk asked me for the Doctors cert, and I told her I didn't have one, too bad I couldn't go.
Turns out I cant go swimming anywhere else either. I thought the pools were only for people in rehab, people recovering from car crashes and the like
What I was beginning to think swimming here was like
So, I was talking to a local the other night, hes a swimmer, I told him you don't look too bad?
As it turns out the doctors cert is a throw back from the Russians, you need a cert from the doctor to prove you don't have any contagious diseases.
Oh how I laughed, they might have got rid of the Russians, but the Russian way of doing business is still here.
Want to do business with Russia, just ask Donald
So I got to Kiev, i got past the pickpockets and checked in to the hostel, there was a pool around the corner, I was on a roll, so I went.
The girl at the desk asked me for the Doctors cert, and I told her I didn't have one, too bad I couldn't go.
Turns out I cant go swimming anywhere else either. I thought the pools were only for people in rehab, people recovering from car crashes and the like
What I was beginning to think swimming here was like
So, I was talking to a local the other night, hes a swimmer, I told him you don't look too bad?
As it turns out the doctors cert is a throw back from the Russians, you need a cert from the doctor to prove you don't have any contagious diseases.
Oh how I laughed, they might have got rid of the Russians, but the Russian way of doing business is still here.
Want to do business with Russia, just ask Donald
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