Some notes on Rio (the arrival)

Colin, Daniella and meself

Quote from Yogi Bear
´The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.´

Got the airport in Lima to be told that i would need a return ticket, Brazil and Argentina are the only countries to demand this and they did and i handed over the ´Magic credit card´ and ´Thy will be done´ and i was off.

I was hoping to see Rio from the air as we flew in.....no i wasn´t, i took one of the magic Diazapan and i was out like a light, which would explain why all the stewardess were hovering over me in an empty plane, in a place called Rio.



I was there, so anyways as you can probably guess, i´m a bit of a heavy sleeper.

So after looking for ´Trip hostel´, i settled on ´Rio hostel´, only because i could see it, so i stayed in for the first few nights, Roy from Australia was making some excellent cocktails and who am i to say no, no?

So one of the first outings, i went to a costume party with Roy and his wife, had a blast, the women there that were single mums looked amazing, great night, the Swiss chick i was hanging out with was a bit intimidated by the hot dressed up chicks and didn´t come in, but we drank on the street for a bit.... a bit of a haze.

We got a taxi back, i went to see the Lapa action, it had been raining hard, but i ended up talking to a transsexual for a bit and then i said, look i´m going to talk to her and he was like ´Thats a boy´ and i pointed ´Thats a guy, fuckin hell´, the trans sexual is going ´Dont point you will get punched´, in Spanish + Portuguese and this goes on for a bit.

Dakar, the man is a fuckin amazing


It would appear if you see a chick and the body is too good to be believed, it´s a guy, sad but true.

Women dont have bodies that good, no way!!!

I was telling Daniella and Colin if you were having sex with someone that looked like that and you realised it as a guy, you wouldn´t care, they seemed to find it funny?