Oh where did those daze go, and my porn career, what about that?

So, 1 month came to a close, had a few beers on Sunday night, watching the Cruel Sea, didn't do much for me, it was pretty expensive and my Psoriasis next day was looking like it wasn't the brightest idea in the world.

That said, the no alcohol business will continue on, on and on until my skin clears up at the very least.

So, let me tell you about last Friday night, I go home, chill out, I was supposed to go out with Dave and the Eagle, but they never made it out, I got pretty baked (half baked? I do have an interested in cookies, sometimes) and I watched my TV that resembles a microwave (to some trained eyes)

My TV

And I trained my eyes on the TV (no dinner) and what was on the box? Food for the soul, you'd be forgiven for thinking? No (well maybe), it was a documentary about porn!!

Yes, questions were being asked and answered, one of the answers was, 'You have to go to the gym, like 4 times a week', my eyes began to light up like Las Vegas pokie machine, jackpot!!

What? I go to the Gym at least 5 times a week?? Where is my cameo performance, captured on some hand held camcorder.

I've always seen myself as an Artist and I think the porn world could be ready for a picture of me in an French artist 'Beret', with paint and easel in hand, the title, 'I painted it black'. 

Paris Hilton, can you hear this, can you read this? Would it be easier if I drew you a picture? Because I would, with crayons, and there would be a happy sun too!! Call me, ok?

My paint it black photo on the cover (we're talking about my porn cover, you stoner, remember?)

The picture would be my stand for inequality and oppression in the world, I might need to get a bit of work with the 'thing' painted black between my legs, I just hope it wouldn't look too sad?

That’s what Photoshop is for, we could draw a happy face on it, god bless you Photoshop.

Look, Paris Hilton was seen trying to call me!!!

Enough of that, let me tell you this, I left the Eagle (I’m so horny, I need to pick up) talking to a chick, in a room of mostly evacuated drunk people at the gig.

Dave continues the story....

He's kissing that chick, and then she starts crying, it turns out she broke up with her boyfriend that day...

2 weeks ago the eagle was having sex with a chick that started snoring, during sex and he got an STD too.

Oh, what exciting times we live in, I'm gonna do a Mick Jagger and paint it black and see how I go!